Let us take a look, what's in your pocketbook? {Guest Starring Marissa from Controlled Chaos}}

Hi all.

Wow it has been a hot min since I blogged.

Not intentional but I guess life got away from me.

But today I am back with "Let us take a look, what's in your pocketbook?"

This month I wanted to share a momma, that I not only know IRL {in real life} but she is part of my extend HUGE fam bam.

Marissa, who I just call my cousin, is actually the sister of my cousins wife.

Yes, we count people that far deep as fam.

Marissa, from Controlled Chaos, is plain and simple the bomb.

She is a Momma to not one, not two, but three, yes three littles under the age of two.

When I tell you she is one of the funniest people I know, I AM NOT KIDDING.

Her blog is a dumping ground of some of the best heart felt, Hi-Larry-Us, Momma rants out there. Not convinced? Read this. Did you laugh out loud? I snort laughed through the whole thing. And honestly I could link about twenty more posts just as AWESOME as that one, but you should just head over and find the gems as there are many!

But lets get to what we came from today.

The bag.

So I normally ask for a picture of the bag and contains, with a "BRIEF" description of the contains. Then based off that I ask the fellow blogger questions. BUT when I received Marissa's pictures and "BREIF" description, I honestly could not think of questions that would even compare to the "BREIF" description that Marissa so graciously provided.

1. Diaper

2. Sunglasses with no case which means they are terribly scratched.

3. Toothpaste. I hate cleaning so much that sometimes I pick stuff off the floor and throw it in my purse. It's easier than walking it to the bathroom.

4. Dried apple snacks. I feed my kids in the car to keep them quiet.

5. A lollipop from Halloween.

6. A fork.......ummmmm I dunno.

7. My E-ticket to Disney for The Very Merry Mickey Parade.

8. Wallet. I am so glad you asked me to do this today because I bought a new wallet. And two days ago all of my cards and receipts were strewn everywhere in my purse. True story - I have lost my wallet a total of four times since the twins were born. That's four times in less than two years. But now I have two drivers licences because I found my wallet from the fourth time right after I bought the new wallet. Redic.

9. 3 MAC Lip Glosses. I can never find one and today I empty my purse and find three. I really only put it on when I see someone I know in public. That is, if I can sneak it on without them seeing me do it.

10. Bobbypins. But they're blonde bobbypins and I went dark about six months ago.

11. One pair of Stella's shoes and one pair of Chloe's shoes.

12. Playdough

13. Gum and chocolate

14. A Target receipt. I actually had about four of these but it looked too trashy so I threw them away. Sorry. It's the only way I edited the contents.

15. Eyeliner I actually put this one some days.

16. Money. Singles only. Boo.

17. Wine/Bottle opener. I don't know from when or why but, I do know it's staying.

18. A perscription for Stella

19. Wipes.

20. The diaper cover from Stella's Christmas dress.

21. A pair of Colton's pajama bottoms. No top, just bottoms???

22. A outdoor carpet sample from Home Depot.

And one thing that I always have in there but isn't for some reason - Bendable Straws because of YOU! Thank you for the fabulous tip. Although, mine are just in a ziploc, not in a pretty toothbrush holder like yours.

Is this too long? Sorry. I have a bunch of crap ; )

Seriously people could I have done better?!

I think not.

So like I mentioned before Marissa, is the bomb diggity.

And I am IN LOVE with her first Pinterest project!

MUAH, Cous, thanks for hanging with us today!

I love me some good texting.

So recently I got unlimited text messaging.

I know I know I know, geez, it was like I was living in 2009 with my 1000 texts a month

BUT not any more, its 2011 everyday!

Which means I can have the most AMAZING conversations with my girls and

the best part I can copy them and share them here!

And just a heads up for those who do not have iphones, my comments are in the green bubbles.

This conversation was with my bud Sara.

It was the day Missoni came out at Target.

We were just a little ticked at the Ebay vultures...

{Just want to throw out there that neither one of us condone violence, mkay.}

The other day I sent my homegirl Leonora this picture of Bean, and one of his daily antics.

And here is the text message thread that ensued...

Nothing like scaring your friends that have yet to venture down the path of parenthood.

HAHAHAHA.

Happy weekend!

Did you really just say that?!

My kids love each other something fierce.

Yes they fight and yes they yell at each other.

But they love each other most of all...

He says "look." Then shoves two binkies in his mouth...

This was his Dad's idea. But some how I had the aftermath of it...

My Buggies imagination makes me smile EVERYDAY. This was all her idea and she giggled the whole time...

Then there is this kid...

So you may or may not know but I had to go to the mini ER to get iv fluids last week for dehydration from the stomach bug. My Hubs had a flight that morning at 7 am, he was standing at the gate about to hand over his ticket when he decided to come home, and boy was I glad he did. Cause then around 4 that afternoon I said " I need to go to the ER." So we called my MIL and she came straight from work to watch the kiddies and off we went. When we got there it was empty to my relief. I went and sat down while Hubs checked me in. And when he came back over to the chairs he had this little smirk on his face. And if you know my husband smirks are pretty frequent but they usually are followed by something pretty darn funny.

Me "What?" {knowing I might regret asking}

Hubs "Nothing." {smirk a little bigger}

Me "Come on, just tell me." {talking about setting myself up}

Hubs "Can you please tell the dr when he asks what wrong..."

{OH what the hell is he about to say...}

Hubs "that you have the squirts?!"

{at the mere utter of the word squirts he is now about to giggle like a 5 yr old school boy}

Me "Um NO!!!" {I could have thrown something at him if I had the strength.}

Hubs "OH come on, I dare you. $100 bucks to tell him you have the hersey squirts"

Then my name was called.

For the record I did not tell the dr I had any form of the squirts. And I look back at the conversation now and snort laugh. Honestly I mean did he really dare me to say that?! I love him.

Oh and take my advice GO read this blog post. I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!

Awk2theWard Wednesday {Mar 23rd}

- Watching morning cartoons with the kiddies and you look up to see that everyone has left the room. And instead of reaching for the remote, you just sit there because at this point you have invested 20 mins of your life into Handy Manny and you have to find out how he gets the whale off the beach. *PAHH*What thats never happen you? Me either {insert shy look away}.

- See that kid, the cute one above, he is a stinker.

Walking out of Target, he decides that he should throw goldfish out of the cart.

And on this particular day I had park on the other side of world.

Our Target has a gang that hangs in the parking lot.

A gang of loud, obnoxious, and fearless black crows.

Now I find myself running through the parking lot screaming like a banshee and waving my arms in the air, as we get dive boomed.

Picture Alfred Hitchcock's Birds.

Finally to the car and at this point everyone has taken notice of the crazy lady

and now are mesmerized.

I grab Bean and jump in the front seat, turn on the car, spray the windshield wipers, and blast the horn for a good 3 mins until finally on lonely crow is left standing on my hood.

Scared that he might be a look out for the others, I did the fastest load up of bags in history, I am thinking about submitting it to Guinness.

Yep, he is a stinker.

Share your funny.

Pretty please.

I love this girl.

My daughter is the funniest person I know {besides her Daddy}.

She doesn't try to be funny it just happens.

Hubby and I joke at least once a week and say "That girl needs to work on her imagination."

She is the perfect balance of funny and crazy imagination.

Case in point, this weekend she was partaking in her favorite activity of playing dress up. When she walked in the family room as Minnie Mouse. Walked right up to me and asked me "Um Ms. would you like my autograph?" When I said of course. Her reply was "Ok whats your baby's name?" As she scribbled in a notebook. Then pulled her camera out of her bag and asked if I wanted a picture with her.

Classic Buggie moment.

So was I surprised at her making up a song after getting her first letters from her penpal, nope.

Check it out over at little penpals.