You know that is not me just being overly dramatic.
Its the gosh darn truth.
What was life like before Target?
It sure did not include an in store Starbucks, where I could grab a complimentary cup holder for my cart.
Or bins of the most AMAZING $1 items, including batteries of ALL sizes.
It did not have the best store brand of paper goods EVER.
Or the magic coffee fairy marks down the price on my coffee every time I run out!
But unfortunately life did exist before today without me having signed up for my
Red Debit card, BOO!
Have you gotten one yet?
All you need is a check.
No annual fee and it debits right out of your checking account.
And you get 5% off EVERY purchase.
And it is automatic at the register.
AHHHMAZING.
Life is good.
BUT our lives will be living without these things.
CREEPY.
{sidenote Target gave me nothing for this post.}
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I need some advice.
My allergies are off the chain right now.
I can not take any allergy meds, they make me chook coo ca choo.
I wish I could use a Neti Pot, but every time I use it I feel like I am drowning.
Do you have any homeopathic alternatives?
