Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Dear Gerber...

Please include the following warning label on the side of your tantalizing Puffs:

May cause will cause grown man to shake handfuls into their own mouths.

May cause will cause Moms to carry these bottles in bulk quantities and find themselves stashing bottles throughout their house and car.

May cause will cause all four-legged furry family members come crashing down the stairs at the sound of the bottle being dumped onto a high chair.

May cause will cause older siblings to BEG for some of their baby brothers food. Which in turn forces Mommy to carry EVEN more.

May cause will cause babies squeal and kick their legs at the sight of the bottle.

May cause will cause Mommy to open the package in the middle of Target to clam a cart of screaming kids.

May cause will cause you to reach out to other Mommies to have a Puff’s support group.

Thanks.



Can you help me out?

11 comments:

The Wilson's said...

Love this and need to join the support group as well. I can relate to ALL mentioned above. Please add that it will cause Grandpa's to get upset if there isn't a stash in the diaper bag!

staci @ lizard n ladybug said...

Add me to the 'support group' list. My little ones are 2 and 4 and STILL want them! Puffies...as we call them in our house :)

LeAnn said...

Im in on the support group lol!!! I have three kids who love them, a 31 y/o hubby, and three doggies who love to munch on the them lol
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the tichenor family said...

All I can say is AMEN sister!

Rhiannon said...

I'm in! I totally understand!

Erin said...

I remember alex some what liking them but never that much. Wonder how Avin will feel. I hated them, I don't like anything that gets soggy in my mouth!

Terrie Regensburger said...

A.K.A. .... Baby CRACK !

Kate said...

I am totally in the "opening the container prior to purchasing" category! VERY guilty of this one, glad I'm not alone.

MarkyDsMom said...

LOL i totally agree and Terrie R. Took the words right out of my mouth...

Anna Liesemeyer said...

too funny!! I totally started seeing myself going down the same path so I switched to the three dollar box of cheerios early on...oh dear.

Tiffany said...

I thought I was alone...glad I am not!